Sexmosis
So stupid Gen-Y made up words annoy me as much as anyone. So it is with with a little trepidation, and at the risk of appearing a fool, I explain.
It seems after some two years of failing to improve my coffee making ability – suddenly, and against all reason – I’ve had a striking improvement in said skills post sexing a barista.
It’s as if through the very act of poking a bit of me in a bit of her, I have somehow gathered up the core of her coffee brewing ability (which is quite impressive) and then syphoned off a little bit for myself. You know, or something.
No longer do I have to put up with drab burnt coffee, with over frothed soy.
No more will I swear at the inadequacies of my coffee machine.
No!
For I am Glen, he who can Brew!
Indeed, some years ago when dating a masseuse a similar occurrence. Oh yes, ladies, these hand work magic.
So for the greater good or otherwise I present to you:
Sexmosis (n) The gaining of new skills and abilities through sexing a friend. Example. Through cunning sexmosis I was able to gain skills in bartending, wordworking and the clergy.
Try it out for yourself.
